Wow, An Actual Newsletter.

My cousin's wedding, my email list fiasco, my new instagram handle, my old assistant drama, and my new "assistant," & birth trauma

This past weekend was the first of my first cousin’s weddings.

I am the oldest of all of my first cousins. I am 34, which I’m partially in denial about, and allllllll my 20 first cousins are younger than me. The third oldest of all of us got married Saturday. His name is Sean. He is 31. My brother, who will be 32 tomorrow, is engaged. His name is Shane.…