2022, the year of becoming a buzzkill

giving up weed, alcohol, caffeine, sanity, and fun

You may think these are resolutions… but they’re not. I am already a buzzkill. I already gave up everything fun, accidentally. I didn’t even have to force myself.

I started out 2022 microdosing mushrooms, eating nightly edibles to sleep, and dating (very short-term) a big drinker who lived an hour away from me, who loved talking about aliens.

And I ended…